Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Where Have You Gone, Dr. Crippen?


Leroy, with his distinctive dramatic flair, discloses to his portly neighbor his greatest fear, namely, facing Loretta's abominable culinary fare. The fact is, all of her deadly recipes have his name on them, probably along with a meticulous log that records his physical reactions.

2 comments:

Wings said...

I think the neighbor's thrill over a free meal was just dampened.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: If you think it's dampened now, just wait until dinner's served.