Monday, January 11, 2010

Be As You WIsh To Seem.

It has been said Socrates had a nagging wife, but she couldn't have been anything like Loretta. The woman hounds Leroy 24 hours a day. How often do the Jets make the playoffs? Yet, there she stands, squarely between Leroy and the television set, arms folded, face in a ferocious scowl, ready to wage on in her relentless assault. Leroy cannot silence her unless he considers dire means.

2 comments:

Wings said...

He should just do her in. We KNOW she will somehow survive and they will be back to square one again, so why not give himself a few hours peace to enjoy the game?

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: Yeah, but Leroy's poor physical condition complicates matters here. He'd have to shoot her and claim self defense.