Saturday, April 24, 2010

A Posse Ad Esse Non Valet Consequentia

Things are really hopping in Levittown, as Leroy, revelling in alcoholic euphoria, livens up yet another cocktail party by dancing wildly with an extremely tall, fashionable young woman whose hourglass proportions compare to those of a Barbie Doll, except for a pleasingly fuller bottom. For the sake of brevity, such recurring characters in this blog have been referred to in the vernacular as bimbos, a term which, whether deemed offensive or not, accurately reflects the minimalist and abstract spirit of The Lockhorns. The highlight of today's scene has to be Leroy's expression, from his curiously vacant wide-eyed stare to his gaping mouth with tongue dangling out the side. Loretta obliges this spectacle by flipping to her neighbor a tastefully understated one-liner in which she demonstrates her mastery at wordplay.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

BIMBO MEAN LO0SE GIRL.ANY ONE CAN SLEEP WITH THAT WHAT YOU CALL WOMEN MR.BEAUTIFUL.

Wings said...

Loretta really didn't try to hard with today's quip.

But yeah - that lady with Leroy? A bimbo. I think her picture is next to the word "Bimbo" in the dictionary, as a matter of fact.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: You're right about Loretta, she mailed it in. As for the bimbo, yeah, I know, I know, but I thought for once I'd lend a little erudition on the matter. Very little.

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