If You Lived Here, You Wouldn't Be Living.

The familiar sight of Loretta's scowling visage waiting for him by the front door has prompted Leroy to provide solace to his doleful neighbor, reminding him he should be thankful he isn't married to Loretta, lest he, too, continually seek escape with alcohol. Leroy also proves that he's every bit as adept as Loretta at clever wordplay with popular slogans.