Sunday, July 5, 2009

Probably Burn Them


It's another fantastic Sunday. Don't forget to vote for your favorite, or favorites. In Panel One, Loretta uses a clever play on the word "scene" to insult a dozing Leroy, literally behind his back, all for the benefit of a visiting neighbor woman who probably only wants to get the hell out of there pronto.

In Panel Two, Leroy shows remarkable restraint as he waits until dinner is over and done with before he insults Loretta's cooking.

In Center Panel, we see Loretta fighting her never ending losing battle against flabbiness. I don't know what the hell she's talking about, any more than the woman acquaintance does. I'll assume they're at the gym club, on an infinite purple mat, and the woman was just leaving when she had the unfortunate luck of running into Loretta.

In Panel Four, we discover that the N. Y. Daily News wasn't the only reading material Leroy took with him to the beach yesterday. The tide did come in after all.

In Panel Five, Leroy ogles amorously at a seven foot bimbo, much to Loretta's consternation. This is the swinging Levittown cocktail party scene, and Loretta holds her requisite plate with two Spanish olives on it. The identity of tonight's host is unknown, except that he owns an infinite white carpet.

2 comments:

Wings said...

Gotta pick the bimbo. Loretta is only safety is that she knows Leroy will never succeed with the chick. But that doesn't stop her ever present snark.

Mr. Beautiful said...

WIngs: You can't go wrong with the bimbo. Loretta is actually thankful for seven foot bimbos, as it gives her excellent opportunities to insult Leroy in front of the neighbors.