Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The Sweet Succor Of Death


The Lockhorns have sought the services of a prominent Long Island attorney in drawing up Leroy's will. In spite of Loretta's insult, Leroy proves to be of quite sound mind as he wishes to bequeath his massive credit card debts to her, especially since she ran them up in the first place.

2 comments:

Wings said...

Loretta better watch it. If this attorney spends too much time with her, he will help Leroy draw up a will that leaves everything to the nearest 8-foot bimbo!

Of course, the will is a moot point, as neither Lockhorn will ever die.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: Yeah, but really, what does the guy have to leave? Could his assets even cover his funeral costs? I think not, and I think this is his sole source of solace.