Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Where's Sherwood Schwartz When You Need Him?


Loretta is getting ready to view a minimalist version of ABC's hit show Lost with her unfortunate neighbor when Leroy saunters by on his way to the kitchen to grab a beer. As if right on cue, Loretta immediately lets loose with a stinging insult about her husband.

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Wings said...

I bet Loretta never watches, either.

In an attempt to get a friend into her home, she sabotaged her cable on the night of her favorite show. Knowing the woman would be desperate, Loretta offered her home (and Leroy's TV and sofa) to the woman.

She kills two birds tonight.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: Maybe the woman just forgot to pay her ConEd bill. The ever opportunistic Loretta would be on top of that one.

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