Wednesday, October 7, 2009

These Chains That Bind Me


We have all noticed with amusement from time to time how banks and other public institutions always keep their pens tethered with little chains to prevent their pilferage, intentional or otherwise. Nonetheless, it's always a pleasure to hear Loretta, of the keenest wit and never at a loss for words, make the clever observation that's always on our minds. Leroy, in a sense having himself been tethered for decades, will not share in our enjoyment today.

2 comments:

Wings said...

Leroy is depressed because Loretta is withdrawing funds for another shopping spree. He wonders if the teller will allow him to keep the account open with such a low balance.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: Maybe Loretta had to go that route because she maxed out all of Leroy's credit cards.