Monday, December 14, 2009

I Tie The Noose On In A Knowing Way


We all know that neckties, among all accoutrements foisted upon mankind, are utterly useless, unless one specifically wishes to cut off the circulation of blood to one's head. Thus it stands to reason Goodwill has no use for anybody's neckties, let alone the garishly loud specimens that somebody with Leroy's taste in haberdashery would have accumulated over the years.

2 comments:

Wings said...

Aren't they mostly purchased BY Loretta to begin with ?

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: I don't know. He shows up at home sometimes with something he bought, such as a blazer, only to be shot down by Loretta the fashion maven.