Friday, December 11, 2009

No Jury Would Convict Him


Loretta is no doubt familiar with the United States Bankruptcy Code. She cites it as an excuse to nag Leroy about his perpetual state of debt, even though the chances that one engaged in the use of one's computer would actually be writing one's autobiography is infinitesimal. Considering it's Loretta who puts Leroy in debt in the first place, it's a safe bet that Leroy is now googling the New York State Penal Code for uxoricide.

2 comments:

Wings said...

How long did she think up THAT one? Leroy has the stare of death in his eyes this time.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: She probably amused herself to no end thinking that one up, then drooled in anticipation while waiting for the slightest pretext in which to say it.