To Contain Is To Divide

Great black clouds of smoke billowing from the kitchen is always a welcome sight for Lockhorns fans, since it means another episode of Loretta's disastrous attempts at cooking is on the way. Loretta, sooty and disheveled, with one her lethal weapons in hand, emerges triumphantly from the kitchen and announces to Leroy that their house, with 90% certainty, will not be consumed in a conflagration.