Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The Battle Of Wills

We're back at the neighborhood jewelers, where the classic Lockhorns tug-of-war takes place between Loretta's ridiculously prodigal spending habits and Leroy's downright ornery cheapness. The clerk, clearly exasperated with the latter, replies with a well known supermarket mantra in an attempt to shame Leroy into buying at least the ring at which Loretta wantonly stares.

4 comments:

Wings said...

At this point, Leroy is debating just cutting off all her fingers. The need for rings would be moot. Or... would it?

Anonymous said...

SOUND LIKE MY LIFE.

Anonymous said...

SOUND LIKE MY LIFE.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, who is this complicated man, really? Somehow, he survives. He has no equal when it comes to resiliency.