Wednesday, March 3, 2010

A Sentiment Of Spite

Loretta has decided to forgo traditional Christianity for a while, most likely out of the weariness of seeing Leroy sleep through the pastor's sermons week after week. She needs more active means by which to maximize Leroy's misery, as if her incessant nagging, poisonous cooking, reckless driving, and careless overspending aren't quite enough.

2 comments:

Wings said...

Wow. Loretta has pulled out all the stops this time! Voodoo! She does look a bit depressed. Guess seeing Leroy alive tells her that the doll isn't working as well as she hoped.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: Well, Leroy is her meal ticket. I think she just wants him to suffer pain. He probably ate out tonight.