Sunday, March 21, 2010

Stride La Vampa!

It's a hilarious start to today's Sunday Lockhorns, as Panel One sees Leroy relaxing while watching TV in what is literally his second home. In Panel Two, we see that Leroy's taste in toupees parallels his taste in clothes. It doesn't take Loretta long to come up with a suitable one-liner. Loretta continues her brilliant streak of scathing insults in Center Panel, where she mercilessly ridicules Leroy's handyman skills in her trademark deadpan delivery. The acrimony continues in Panel Four, where Leroy does not appreciate having been dragged by Loretta against his will to yet another cultural venue, in this case a concert. Thankfully, we end on a cheerful note, as Panel Five brings us to that swinging Levittown cocktail party scene. Leroy, fueled by a few scotch and sodas, gets the party rolling by sauntering over to the nearest towering bimbo. Loretta takes the cue by accosting her neighbor with the latest in her arsenal of insults directed at her husband.

2 comments:

Wings said...

Another Sunday full of Lockhorn-Awesomeness. How to choose???

Anonymous said...

LORETTE IS DEALING WITH A SICK MAN.WHO HAS NO CLASS CALLING WOMEN BIMBO.