Saturday, September 26, 2009

Where Have You Gone, Lon Chaney?

Leroy and Loretta sit in the first row of the local multiplex to watch this year's remake of The Wolfman, when Leroy turns nonchalantly to the stranger to his right and and makes a clever quip about Loretta's irksome tendencies. The stranger pays no attention to Leroy, as he has no idea who Loretta is, but to Leroy it matters naught. If Leroy is correct, we should expect Loretta to start wearing Victorian Era garb soon.


Wings1295 said...

You mean MORE Victorian garb, cause we KNOW the woman is already cinched up in a corset in a vain attempt to either look trim or keep Leroy at bay.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: I stand corrected, although she needn't worry about keeping Leroy at bay. I should have said, "visible Victorian Era garb."