Quid Me Nutrit, Me Destruit

The Lockhorns for the time being have forgone their tallboy desk, opting instead to use the dining room table to figure out their impossibly dire finances so that they may work in tandem instead of one at a time. At least this way they can regale each other with clever one-liners in an attempt to provide solace from, or perhaps meaning to, the precarious set of circumstances they now face. They've been at it for some time now, as Leroy resorts to citing a tired old slogan, but even so, he remains as effective as ever by conjuring up in his trademark deadpan style the image of the Lockhorns living on the streets in a cardboard box.