Friday, February 26, 2010

The Cliche From Hell

There is nothing unusual about seeing Leroy and Loretta arguing in front of the neighbors. What is unusual is seeing Loretta, the world's greatest nagger, all plumb tuckered out after her latest tussle with her husband. She's so worn out that she can't even conjure up any worthwhile wordsmithery, settling here instead for a woefully ineffective rewrite of the old "women, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em" saw.

3 comments:

Wings said...

"woefully ineffective" isn't even right... More like nonsensical!

Wings said...

And have we ever seen Loretta so beat?

Mr. Beautiful said...

Hey Wings, a twofer! Maybe it'll be Loretta, instead of Leroy, who goes to the hospital for a change.