Friday, February 12, 2010

I Felt A Funeral In My Brain

A somber mood pervades throughout as Loretta takes her turn at the infamous tall boy desk where the ghastly arithmetic of the Lockhorns' impossibly dire finances is carried out. Leroy, immobilized in a catatonic stupor of despair, leaves it to Loretta to decide between lesser debt and more frequent flyer miles, an appropriate choice considering how flying is anathema to the Lockhorns.

2 comments:

Wings said...

Leroy, knowing her spending habits, wonders why she even asks.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: Brother, ain't that the truth. As if all of a sudden she cares about their credit card debt.