Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Death Be Not Proud

Loretta's atrocious cooking is bad enough the first time around, let alone served reheated. Who can blame Leroy for complaining? The brown sludge on their plates looks disgusting beyond description. How Loretta can wolf it down is anybody's guess, but her incredible tolerance for ingesting such vile noxious substances enables her to inflict much punishment on her husband.

2 comments:

Wings said...

The trick was taught to Loretta by her old-world mother. See, Loretta had her taste buds removed, therefore enabling her to eat any concotion she comes up with. The bonus is to watch Leroy suffer through these same meals.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: Wow.