Nagito, Ergo Sum.

Don't forget to vote for your favorite Lockhorns Sunday comic(s). I'd go with Panel One. In an extremely rare occurrence, Loretta's at a loss for words, and Leroy deftly takes advantage. In Panel Two, Leroy's originality again comes to the fore. In an endless series of gastronomic atrocities perpetrated by Loretta, often upon Leroy's hapless dinner guests, Leroy always comes up with novel ways to insult her cooking. Center Panel sees Loretta at her manipulative best. She's already conned Leroy into doing the dishes, so she tries to parlay this into having him also do the laundry by appealing to his penuriousness. Panel Four presents a classic beach scene, whereupon Loretta displays the acute sense of hearing she always develops whenever seven foot bimbos make the scene. In Panel Five, the Lockhorns are presented an opportunity to stage a double suicide as the only means available to them to escape their financial ruin.