Where Have You Gone, Eugene Ormandy?

Who says Leroy is a low-brow? While lesser males of the species are content making fools of themselves playing air guitar to Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love," Leroy busies himself conducting the Philadelphia Orchestra. Naturally, this won't impress Loretta, who has delusions of being highly cultured. Hence she deems it necessary to disparage Leroy's efforts to her apathetic purple clad neighbor, who had just happened to drop by for a visit which she'll no doubt regret.