Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Where Dreams Go To Die

Over coffee, a dejected Loretta laments to her neighbor about Leroy's birthday gift. Since Loretta's birthday occurrs over three days, 11 to 13 November, we see Leroy's gotten a head start on 2010 by giving Loretta this year's gift in advance. This move is both necessary, considering Loretta's ridiculously poor driving record, and brilliant, as Leroy chalks up another year without buying a mink coat.


Wings1295 said...

Maybe Leroy bought that odd gift after Loretta made him return one of the others she was equally unhappy with.

Leroy was being brainy. She can't return more collision insurance, and in the end, it will benefit him.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: Yup. Score one for Leroy. He's getting smart.

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