Loretta is now in the habit of text messaging Leroy. This, of course, gives her another avenue by which to nag him. So it's no wonder Leroy is now in the habit of leaving his cell phone turned off. Thus Loretta is forced to beckon Leroy verbally to his doom, otherwise known in the Lockhorn household as dinner.
December 31, 2013
10 years ago
2 comments:
He probably left it at work. On purpose. Or he left it where some weirdo would get hold of it, hoping they would harass Loretta. Both plans failed. Dinner is served.
Wings: He should've used it to call out for pizza.
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