Thursday, March 18, 2010

Be Thankful He Didn't Prescribe Lifetime.

The hospital is Leroy's second home. This time it's unclear whether sickness or accident put him there. From his strangely named physician's comment, we can deduce either he injured himself throwing objects at the TV screen, or simply got violently ill, in response to the latest performance by the Knicks. The third option is food poisoning from Loretta's cooking, where she has worked out a deal with the doctor to trick Leroy into watching her choice of television entertainment.

4 comments:

Wings1295 said...

You can just see the apathy the town has towards the Lockhorns. By now, the doc should be somewhat suspicious of Leroy's constant need for hospitalization. But they don't care enough to look into what Loretta is doing to him. Or he is doing to himself. And it just goes on.

Anonymous said...

leroy is stubborn he deserve what he got.

Anonymous said...

strange proffessor

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