Saturday, July 25, 2009

Loretta's Questionable Metaphor

Pillars of the community, the Lockhorns attend many weddings, where Leroy gets to recite his famous quips about marriage. Today Loretta turns the tables on Leroy, apparently for the bride's benefit, while Leroy simply stares at the groom with abject pity. Clearly Loretta just doesn't have Leroy's flair, but this won't stop her from squelching Leroy's chances for any kind of enjoyment.


Wings1295 said...

I wonder if they are even INVITED to these weddings, or if they just show up to spread their own special brand of "joy".

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: I never thought of that. But now that you mentioned it, they do seem to attend a lot of weddings. And I guess they're pretty easy to crash, since the bride's side would assume they're with the groom's side, and vice versa. Maybe it's another hobby for them to share besides golf and duck hunting.