Monday, July 6, 2009


Leroy is concerned about his weight. As he weighs himself on the bathroom scale, Loretta walks by in the adjoining infinite hallway, carrying a dish with both hands. Naturally, she is compelled to hurl an insult at Leroy. This time, she implies that Leroy has been a failure all his life, and he's gaining weight. That's two insults in one.


Wings1295 said...

I wish we could see Leroy's thoughts at this moment. I am sure they would consist of Loretta's head being twisted free of her body.

Mr. Beautiful said...

Wings: that's not a balance scale Leroy's standing on, but perhaps it symbolizes a balance: murder or suicide? murder or suicide? Of course, it could be both, but most likely it will be neither.

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Mr. Beautiful said...

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